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Try “Stills”, For Real
A pair of Maximo iM-490 iMetal Isolation Earphones can help you keep your music as secret as the Vatican library.
The best part about new music? Hey, as far as I’m concerned, the best part of new music is the look on other people’s faces when they have to say they’ve never heard of it. Be it an underground rapper or an old Chinese 78, my collection is full of stuff that nobody else will ever get to hear. That’s the only true way to keep top-level hipster cred.
So I like keeping a pair of Maximo iM-490 iMetal Isolation Earphones in my pre-ripped pre-faded designer canvas bag at all times, just in case I run across anything super rare. They’re lightweight, so I don’t feel like I’m getting tied down to anything, which I like, because life’s too short for a “job” and a “relationship” and all that. I like sitting at the coffee shop and judging the baristas who think they’re playing the very latest thing. Limited numbered Les Rallizes Dénudés reissue? That’s cool for you, I guess, but I was not-playing that for people back in 2003.
See, the fun of the Maximo iM-490 iMetal Isolation Earphones is in the way the excellent sound quality lets you enjoy all the depth and beauty of the tracks that other people won’t ever experience. They’ll see you nodding your head and they’ll wonder “what am I missing now?” But, of course, the Maximo iM-490 iMetal Isolation Earphones locks them out, so all your finds remain exclusive and nobody can bite your style. Of course, the 3.5mm stereo plug means I can plug into my iPhone, then also jack into that Walkman at the flea market. Cassette tapes are coming back, you kno- oh. Oh, man. Man, I wish I hadn’t said that. It was supposed to be a big secret. Just certain people were supposed to know about that.
Look, just don’t tell anybody else, okay? And don’t say that I told you. I guess I’ve got no choice now. Here, take my pair of Maximo iM-490 iMetal Isolation Earphones and this vinyl copy of God Help The Girl. I’ll show you where to buy skinny jeans but then you’re on your own. This never happened, okay? This never happened.
Warranty: Lifetime Maximo
Features:
- For iPods®, MP3 Players, Smartphones, PDAs, air travel, and any audio device with a 3.5mm stereo jack
- Lightweight alloy metal headphones
- Superior audio playback with clarity and deep, rich bass
- (3) sizes of eartips for a snug, comfortable fit
- 2-foot extension cable for extra length
- Drivers: 9mm neodymium
- Frequency response: 18Hz-22KHz
- Sensitivity (1KHz, 0.1V): >100dB
- Maximum SPL output: >120dB
- Cable length: 4 feet
- Connector: 3.5mm stereo plug
In the box:
- (1) iM-490 Stereo Headphones (with Medium Eartips)
- (1) 2-ft. Extension Cable
- Small and Large Eartips (2 Each)
- (1) Travel Pouch
- (1) User Guide (English and French)
