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Can’t finish the game? A Gioteck Sound Activated Stagelight might be the thing you need.
Slash was too drunk. David was snowed in. Charlie was just too mad at Mick. Every great rock and roll superstar has that night where they just can’t go on… but they do anyway. Do they have to go back to the menu screen and start again? Of course they don’t! They get to sleep it off and then laugh about it on a talk show a decade later. “Oh, wow, what a bad night! Buy a video and see how bad it was!” So how come you can’t unlock THIS feat in Rock Band? Well, probably because you don’t have the lights.
A set of Gioteck Sound Activated Stagelights, though, that’s gonna open up the door. Because now you and your co-players have access to the sort of technology that helped The Rockafire Explosion go from a pizza pie distraction to a chain-wide headliner! Red lights, blue lights, yellow lights, you’ll be bathed in the sort of seizure-causing flashes that the average artist endures every day. But think of what it’ll do for you!
Once it’s set up, there’s no more having to hit the right note at the right time. Now those digital rubes will go home and say “WOW THAT LIGHT SHOW WAS AMAZING” and have absolutely no memory of the way you didn’t even come close to landing the solo. It’s just how we’re built, after all. Well, except for the guys at Pitchfork. But all you need to do is grow a beard and say you live in Brooklyn and they’ll write something like “The avant-ether viscosity of red note dominance is subverted through the deliberately ill-considered solo held like an aegis over the heart of Grandaddy.” and give you at least an eight.
Really, why waste all that effort on mastering a fake skill? You’re playing video games! Snag a Gioteck Sound Activated Stagelight and work on your look. Because talent is for session musicians. Lighting is for stars.
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Epilepsy Warning: 
Certain patterns may trigger seizures with no prior history. Before using and for more details, see instructions for the product.
Features:
- Beams brightly-colored circles of light onto walls and ceilings
- Can be used while playing video games, watching action movies, listening to CDs, or singing karaoke
- Multi-colored light show that reacts to rhythm and tempo using sound processing technology
- Different pitch and volume triggers DarkLite LEDs, which provide the optimum in enhanced lighting
- Fully adjustable flash sensitivity dial
- Compatible with PS3, Wii, and Xbox 360
- Wireless and portable
- Fantastic with Rock Band, Guitar Hero, and Singstar
- Good in a dark room... better when its pitch black
- Dimensions: 8.3" x 5.9" x 4.3"
- Gioteck Stagelight in action!
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In the box:
- Gioteck Stagelight
- Instruction Manual
- (Requires 4 AA Batteries, Not Included)
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