Woot : One Day, One Deal (SM)

Since our big announcement a few people have been freaking out. While 99% of the reaction has been something like, “Congrats!” (thank you), a few permanently unhappy types have taken this as the opportunity to wail about the death of all that is Woot.

An even fringe-ier element has taken to lamenting some pretty good deals we’ve had lately, as if offering solid deals on GOOD stuff means we’re somehow sticking it to you guys because all you’ve ever wanted is a broken pogo stick.

So here, to make amends with you nutjobs, here’s a REFURBISHED Apple 64GB Gen 3 iPod Touch.

There. See? It’s still the latest generation mp3 player of choice for fans of Marketing, and it’s got a ridiculous amount of memory for music, videos, and games, but it’s refurbished. That obviously means it was set on fire and extinguished in a pool of bum urine before being ripped apart with a hacksaw and spat in by some blind chimp wearing a shirt with a tag saying “APPLE TECH.” It’s totally not worth the money and you should be offended that we even offered it, even though a new one would set you back $400.

So you see, same old Woot!

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Features:

• 64GB capacity for up to 14,000 songs or up to 80 hours of video in 128-Kbps AAC format
• Holds up to 90,000 iPod-viewable photos
• Built-in Wi-Fi allows you to access the Internet, send email, update Facebook status, chat using AIM, and more
• Rich HTML email — including attachments — that looks the same as it does on your computer
• Browse and buy from iTunes with just a tap
• Games are controlled by touch, tilting, tapping, and turning
• 3.5 inch widescreen Multi-Touch display with 480 x 320 pixel resolution
• Genius Mixes acts as your personal DJ, searching your iTunes library to find songs that go great together, then organizing them into mixes you’ll love. All automatically
• Apple earphones with remote and mic engineered for extreme clarity and audio accuracy
• Navigation by Multi-Touch display and earphones with remote and mic + Voice Control
• Built-in rechargeable lithium-ion battery
• Battery life—Audio playback up to 30 hours; Video playback up to 6 hours
• Battery charge time—4 hours; 2-hour fast charge to 80%

Specifications:

• Size and Weight: 4.3×2.4×0.33 inches, 4.05 ounces
• Display: 3.5-inch (diagonal) widescreen Multi-Touch display, 480-by-320-pixel resolution at 163 pixels per inch
• Ports: Dock connector, 3.5-mm stereo headphone jack
• Connectivity: USB through dock connector; component and composite video through dock connector (with AV cables, sold separately'); audio through headphone jack
• Wireless Data: Wi-Fi (802.11b/g), Nike + iPod support built in, Maps location-based service, Bluetooth 2.1 + EDR
• Audio Support: AAC (8 to 320 Kbps), Protected AAC (from iTunes Store), HE-ACC, MP3 (8 to 320 Kbps), MP3 VBR, Audible (formats 2, 3, 4, auible Enhanced Audio, AAX, and AAX+), Apple Lossless, WAV, and AIFF
• Apple earphones with remote and mic; volume control; frequency response: 20Hz to 20,000Hz; impedance: 32 ohms
• Photo Support: Syncs iPod-viewable photos in JPEG, BMP, GIF, TIFF, PSD (Mac only), and PNG formats
• Video Support: Support for 480p and 576p component TV out; H.264 video, up to 1.5 Mbps, 640 by 480 pixels, 30 frames per second, Low-Complexity version of the H.264 Baseline Profile with AAC-LC audio up to 160 Kbps, 48kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file formats; H.264 video, up to 2.5 Mbps, 640 by 480 pixels, 30 frames per second, Baseline Profile up to Level 3.0 with AAC-LC audio up to 160 Kbps, 48kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file formats; MPEG-4 video, up to 2.5 Mbps, 640 by 480 pixels, 30 frames per second, Simple Profile with AAC-LC audio up to 160 Kbps, 48kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file formats
• Environmental Requirements: Operating temperature: 32° to 95° F (0° to 35° C'); Nonoperating temperature: -4° to 113° F (-20° to 45° C'); Relative humidity: 5% to 95% noncondensing; Maximum operating altitude: 10,000 feet (3000 m)
• Mac System Requirements: Mac computer with USB 2.0 port, Mac OS v10.4.11 or later, iTunes 9 or later
• Windows System Requirements: PC with USB 2.0 port, Windows Vista or Windows XP Home or Professional with Service Pack 3 or later, iTunes 9 or later

 Languages:

• Language support for English (U.S.), English (UK), French (France), German, Traditional Chinese, Simplified Chinese, Dutch, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese (Brazil), Portuguese (Portugal), Danish, Swedish, Finnish, Norwegian, Korean, Japanese, Russian, Polish, Turkish, Ukrainian, Arabic, Thai, Czech, Greek, Hebrew, Indonesian, Malay, Romanian, Slovak, and Croatian
• Keyboard support for English (U.S.), English (UK), French (France), French (Canadian), French (Switzerland), German, Traditional Chinese (Handwriting, Pinyin, Zhuyin), Simplified Chinese (Handwriting, Pinyin), Dutch, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese (Brazil), Portuguese (Portugal), Danish, Swedish, Finnish, Norwegian, Korean, Japanese (QWERTY), Japanese (Kana), Russian, Polish, Turkish, Ukrainian, Estonian, Hungarian, Icelandic, Lithuanian, Latvian, Flemish, Arabic, Thai, Czech, Greek, Hebrew, Indonesian, Malay, Romanian, Slovak, Croatian, Bulgarian, and Serbian
• Dictionary support (enables predictive text and autocorrect) for English (U.S.), English (UK), French, German, Traditional Chinese (Handwriting, Pinyin, Zhuyin), Simplified Chinese (Handwriting, Pinyin), Dutch, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese (Brazil), Portuguese (Portugal), Danish, Swedish, Finnish, Norwegian, Korean, Japanese (QWERTY), Japanese (Kana), Russian, Polish, Turkish, Ukrainian, Lithuanian, Arabic, Thai, Czech, Greek, Hebrew, Romanian, Slovak, and Croatian

Additional Photos:

• Apple 64GB Gen 3 iPod Touch
• Apple 64GB Gen 3 iPod Touch with Accessories
• Packaging

In the box:

• Apple 64GB Gen 3 iPod Touch
• Apple Earphones with Remote and Mic
• Connector to USB Cable
• Quick Start guide