Woot : One Day, One Deal (SM)

>>Joseph-Michel has entered the chat<<
JEM: shhh
Joseph-Michel: What?
JEM : he’s sleeping off the cake
XVI : NO I AM NOT
JEM : OMG YOU WOKE HIM UP
XVI : I WAS NEVER ASLEEP
JEM : YOU WERE SO I SAW YOU
Joseph-Michel: Honestly, I have no idea what you are yelling about.
JEM : HE WAS ASLEEP
XVI : I WAS NOT
JEM : HE WAS SO
XVI : I WAS NOT I WAS JUST TESTING OUT MY MEMORY FOAM MATTRESS
JEM : THAT’S A LOAD OF BRITISH FOOD HE WAS TOTALLY ASLEEP
Joseph-Michel: Wait, wait, I think I see the problem.
JEM : THE PROBLEM IS HE ’S A ROYAL LIAR THAT ’S WHAT THE PROBLEM IS
XVI : THE PROBLEM IS YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH
Joseph-Michel: The problem is that this King Sized Memory Foam Mattress has a top layer of two inch four pound ‘Cool Wave’ memory foam that not only directs cool air all through the mattress, allowing for a comfortable sleeping space, it also uses that memory foam to mold to your body, creating a comfortable sleeping space that balances out all the irritating pressure points in a way a normal mattress can’t.
JEM : dude how’d you type all that so fast
XVI : yeah srsly
XVI : that’s like a stephen king novel
JEM : hey did you read cujo
XVI : omg yeah that rocked
Joseph-Michel: And because this eight inch thick King Sized Memory Foam Mattress is king sized, obviously, it was a perfect fit for his majesty, and so, when he was testing out the cashmere-like Aloe-Vera mattress cover, it appeared to the world that he was simply, perfectly, wonderfully, asleep.
JEM : omg he’s still typing stuff
XVI : i’m getting sleepy
JEM : ya me too
XVI : thank god for that mattress
JEM : oh rock i can use it?
XVI : wtf when did you become a king
XVI : here you need to go find a different mattress more suited to you
JEM : aw weak
XIV : lol
Joseph-Michel: Also, funny observation, this King-Sized Memory Foam Mattress takes about 72 hours to fully expand after delivery, so when it’s first out of the wrapper, it might be considered “prince sized”!
JEM : he’s still talking
XVI : no it’s good
XVI : it’s like ambient music
Joseph-Michel: Fine.
>>Joseph-Michel has left the chat<<
XVI : LOOK WHAT YOU DID
JEM : WHAT it wasn’t me I was looking at a different mattress remember?
XVI : it doesn’t matter now you have to take over
JEM : what do i do
XVI : try to sound like a seagull driving a tugboat in the rain
JEM : thopthopthop hooooooooo CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW thopthopthop
XVI : so relaxing

Warranty: Shipping Defects Only; Due to the personal nature of this product, we do not accept returns

Features:

• Mattress measures 8 inches thick
• Top layer: 2-inch 4-pound ‘Cool Wave’ memory foam with air flow ducts
• Core support structure: 3-inch foam with air flow channels to direct cool air throughout the mattress
• Base layer: 3-inch high-density supportive foam
• Bedding system relieves pressure and offers customized comfort
• Molds to your body eliminating uncomfortable pressure points
• Never needs turning
• Can be used with existing box springs or platform
• Meets all flammability standards
• Washable mattress cover is moisture-resistant
• Aloe-Vera treated mattress cover feels like cashmere
• Memory Foam is resistant to dust mites and naturally anti-microbial
• Dimensions: 76" x 80" x 8"

Mattress Cover:

• 100% Cotton
• Moisture resistant
• Zipper opening for easy removal
• Machine washable and dryable
• Non-flammable cover included

Additional Photos:

• Removable Cover
• Diagram of Ventilation System
• Cut-away Diagram of Mattress Layers

Care Instructions:

• To maximize memory foam expansion; remove from packaging within 72 hours of receipt
• Shipped vacuum sealed and compacted; once received, allow for expansion in a well ventilated area to remove chemical smell associated with compression
• Allow mattress to expand in an open space for full recovery
• Expands to original shape in up to 72 hours
• Due to the nature of Memory Foam, the firmness level of every item is unique. Please be advised that even similar products may produce different firmness results
• Mattress is spot clean only

In the box:

•  Eastern King 8" Cool Sensation Memory Foam Mattress