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How You Like Me Now?
Never underestimate the power of a down on his luck protagonist.
You never liked me. I know that. Even before Linda and I were married, I could hear the bile and vitriol gurgling in your throats every time you said my name. You used every opportunity to poison my wife and children’s minds against me during and even after you convinced Linda to leave me. “He’ll never be anything,” you said. “He’s only weighing you down with his trade school education and his lack of direction.” I bet as the alien ships appeared over the city, you hoped I’d be zapped into oblivion, even as you prayed for a miracle that would bring your daughter and grandchildren safely to your doorstep.
Well guess what. Your miracle has arrived.
Yeah, that’s right. The “useless, good-for-nothing-layabout” ex-son-in-law you both love to hate on so much found them, protected them, helped them traverse a horrible urban wasteland caused by extraterrestrial terrors from beyond the solar system, and brought them here with hardly a scratch on them. ME. I did that. All I needed was a little courage and my Nextar Q4-RE Portable GPS with 4.3” LCD. This thing helped me find hotels, gas stations, and restaurants to use for shelter and food AND helped me plot a course along the highways to arrive here. So much for your “lack of direction” accusation, you old fuddy-duddies.
Oh, and you might notice that the sky is a little clearer today. That lack of flying death machines? THAT WAS ME. ‘Cause I’m awesome. Not bad for a Massage Therapist, huh?
Warranty: 90 Day Nextar
Features:
- 4.3” Touch Screen Display
- Turn by turn voice prompts
- Text-to-Speech (TTS): Clearly pronounces instructions including street names
- 1.6 Million POI: Points of interest including hotels, gas stations, restaurants, etc.
- Lane Information: If lane information is available in the map data, the software displays the lanes and their directions using small arrows at the bottom of the map
- Depicts freeway signs with realistic colors and shields, as real freeway signs would show, further assisting in a problem free navigation
- Entire USA map included
- Voice prompts & menu in English, Spanish and French
- Built-in rechargeable battery
- Dimensions: Unit: 4.75" (L) x 3.375" (W) x .625" (D), Height with stand: approx. 6"
- Weight: 8 oz.
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In the box:
- Nextar Q4 Portable GPS
- Car Adapter
- Mounting Cradle
- Dashboard Mount Disk
- Mounting Bracket
- SD Card
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