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Stephanie is totally going to be mine!
Stephanie. The cute girl from Accounts Payable? Kinda sits all by her lonesome at the far end of the building? Yeah, that’s the one! I’m finally going to have something to say to her next time I see her.
See, I used this Gemalto 4GB USB Flash Drive with 20GB Free Online Storage to copy her journal when she was on break. It’s not wrong. Wrong is updating your personal blog on company time. Serves her right. But that’s not what this is about, anyway! I’m now privy to her deepest secrets, her darkest desires, her likes, her dislikes, I’ll be able to formulate the perfect pick-up strategy based on this insider information!
No, I can’t “just say hi and ask her about herself,” because that’s stupid. Don’t you ever watch TV?
Let’s see here…cat named Neko, likes Indian food, listens to They Might Be Giants, this is all kind of surface-level stuff. C’mon…oh! Here we go! “One of the writers has been hanging around my desk a lot and it’s really starting to creep me out. Note to self: buy pepper spray.” This is perfect, Tim! All I’ve got to do is find out who this creepshow is, stop him from harassing my future love, and she’ll be so eternally grateful she’ll have to go out with me!
Why do you always laugh like that when I come up with a good plan?
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Features:
- Easily drag & drop files between online and offline storage spaces
- Store up to 4GB of data on the flash drive
- Benefit from an additional 20GB of online storage space (6 months of FREE online services through YuuWaa®)
- 128-Bit SSL Technology for Secure Data Transfer
- Restore files whenever needed via a high-speed Internet connection
- Easy-to-use interface for managing PC, flash drive and online data
- Unique central location to save files and to access personal data anytime, anywhere via a high-speed Internet connection
- All-in-one solution that combines easy to use hardware, software and services
Specifications:
- Flash Drive Storage: 4 GB
- Online Storage: 20 GB of online services FREE through YuuWaa® for 6 months
- USB Support: 2.0
- Dimensions: 60 mm x 17 mm x 7 mm (H x L x W)
- Weight: 7.7 g
System Requirements:
- Windows® XP SP2 / Windows Vista™ / Windows 7 OR Mac OS X 10.5 or higher
- USB 2.0 Required for High-Speed Data Transfer
- High-Speed Internet Connection Required for use of Online Services
In the box:
- Gemalto 4GB USB Flash Drive
- Lanyard
- Product Documentation (Quick Start Guide, User Manual, and YuuWaa® ID Card)
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