Woot : One Day, One Deal (SM)

You know how it is, darling. That new iPhone, she’s just a status symbol, a pretty little bauble I keep around to look good in the office or at meetings. But she’s so cold, so sterile, so unreceptive to the touch of my hand.

Not like you, baby. With you, I feel so free to hold you however I desire. It doesn’t matter how many times I poke or prod at your 3.5-inch widescreen multi-touch display with 480-by-320-pixel resolution, you’re always willing to let me surf the web or access any of the music or video I’ve stored on your 32GB hard drive. Aw, honey, don’t be jealous of that iPhone’s fancy new operating system. We’ll just update you to iOS 4, too. Tonight, even. A little wine, a little cuddling, a little free updating… How does that sound? Mmmmm. I hoped you’d say that.

I’m telling you, the moment the kids go off to college, that iPhone is history. I swear! You’re the only Apple product I want whispering sweet musics in my ear. Now come here and let me hold you the way I like.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Features:

• 32GB capacity for 7000 songs, or 40 hours of video
• Compatible with iOS 4
• Up to 36 hours of music playback or 6 hours of video playback when fully charged
• 3.5-inch widescreen multi-touch display with 480-by-320-pixel resolution
• Immerse yourself in games made for iPod touch. Shop the App Store to add new ones with just a few taps
• Surf the web. Get rich HTML email — including attachments — that looks the same as it does on your computer
• Pioneering technology and a brilliant 3.5-inch screen bring an amazing experience to your music, movies, and more
• Genius Mixes, acts as your personal DJ, searching your iTunes library to find songs that go great together, then organizing them into mixes you’ll love. All automatically

Specifications:

• Size and Weight: 4.3×2.4×0.33 inches, 4.05 ounces
• Display: 3.5-inch (diagonal) widescreen Multi-Touch display, 480-by-320-pixel resolution at 163 pixels per inch
• Battery Life: Up to 36 hours of music playback; up to 6 hours of video playback
• Ports: Dock connector, stereo mini-jack
• Connectivity: USB through dock connector; component and composite video through dock connector (with AV cables, sold separately'); audio through headphone jack
• Wireless Data: Wi-Fi (802.11b/g), Nike + iPod support built in, Maps location-based service
• Audio Support: AAC (16 to 320 Kbps), Protected AAC (from iTunes Store), MP3 (16 to 320 Kbps), MP3 VBR, Audible (formats 2, 3, and 4), Apple Lossless, WAV, and AIFF
• Photo Support: Syncs iPod-viewable photos in JPEG, BMP, GIF, TIFF, PSD (Mac only), and PNG formats
• Video Support: H.264 video, up to 1.5 Mbps, 640 by 480 pixels, 30 frames per second, Low-Complexity version of the H.264 Baseline Profile with AAC-LC audio up to 160 Kbps, 48kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file formats; H.264 video, up to 2.5 Mbps, 640 by 480 pixels, 30 frames per second, Baseline Profile up to Level 3.0 with AAC-LC audio up to 160 Kbps, 48kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file formats; MPEG-4 video, up to 2.5 Mbps, 640 by 480 pixels, 30 frames per second, Simple Profile with AAC-LC audio up to 160 Kbps, 48kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file formats
• Environmental Requirements: Operating temperature: 32° to 95° F (0° to 35° C),
• Nonoperating temperature: -4° to 113° F (-20° to 45° C), Relative humidity: 5% to 95% noncondensing
• Maximum operating altitude: 10,000 feet (3000 m)

In the box:

• (1) 32GB iPod Touch
• Headphones
• Dock Connector to USB Cable